A few weeks ago someone contacted me regarding my OMFS filesystem driver for the Rio Karma. His interest is in getting it working for ReplayTV to do who knows what. This is coming a bit full circle, as I discovered long ago that the RK and RTV use the same proprietary filesystem, and indeed the ReplayTV hackers of yore had documented nearly everything there is to know about the FS, without which I would’ve been lost writing the Linux kernel driver in the first place. Of course, there are some differences in the way the two devices do their thing.
I don’t own an RTV, but I like a challenge so I asked him to send me a dump of the first gig of the disk. One look and it is the crack-headedest thing I’ve seen in some time: somewhere along the way, their block layer must’ve moved from a big-endian to little-endian platform, without changing the code. OMFS is a 64-bit FS but the RTV block layer apparently works on 32 bits, so for example the 64-bit value 0x8877665544332211 gets written to disk as 0x5566778811223344. And it’s not just the metadata: *everything* is swapped. Filenames look like “tusCzimo..re” instead of “Customizer”. File data blocks are all swapped. Very odd.
Well, for a time I’ve been wanting to experiment with OMFS written in FUSE, so I took my userspace routines from omfsprogs and in the space of an hour or two had a read-only FUSE-based OMFS that did the necessary byte swapping to work with Replay’s file system.
The payoff is the text file that RTV developers apparently used in their version control process. I give you: ReplayTV “Token Haiku” (after the jump).
The RTV4.1 Token Haiku List
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Change 14195 by tchen@tchen on 2001/06/27 09:16:31 Token Haiku #1
oops, slip finger.
changes hasn’t get in yet.
Now there is
Change 14994 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/08/06 09:22:47 Token Haiku #2
the checkin token
I am all done with it now
go about your day
Change 15017 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/08/07 14:51:37 Token Haiku #3
Here is the token
I’m all done with it for now
but there are still bugs
Change 15120 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/08/13 20:33:17 Token Haiku #4
Building takes too long
we need a build machine please
it would help alot
Change 15501 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/08/27 21:56:38 Token Haiku #5
‘Smoking’ the token
Is a very dumb saying
haikus are more fun.
Change 15787 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/05 16:52:08 Token Haiku #6
Gaea is announced
and there was much rejoicing
work still to be done.
Change 15819 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/09/06 14:01:37 Token Haiku #7
Bits into ether
Another checkin is made
Why is the sky blue
Change 15856 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/07 11:41:13 Token Haiku #8
AVS Forum,
those guys ask lots of questions
they know they can’t ask.
Change 15903 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/12 08:55:45 Token Haiku #9
the hud was all dark
Bruce said he wanted it light
and now it’s all right
Change 15951 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/13 11:39:30 Token Haiku #10
I submit this token
in order to fix some bugs.
This haiku is poor
Change 16040 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/09/18 01:20:11 Token Haiku
This has no number
Because I’m an idiot
And I don’t like math
Change 16115 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/19 12:38:42 Token Haiku #12
Terrorists make war
Poke sleeping bear with sharp stick
They will pay dearly.
Change 16199 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/21 03:47:45 Token Haiku #13
Kent is in Cabo
having more fun than we are.
Assign him more bugs.
Change 16246 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/09/24 02:35:15 Token Haiku #14
Don does first haiku
Does not like non-ryhming poems
Still dull humor found.
Change 16320 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/25 02:57:04 Token Haiku #15
Why if we now have
the RLOG facility
Do printfs still grow
Change 16337 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/25 19:29:41 Token Haiku #16
The code keeps changing
One day we will be all done
I hope it is soon.
Change 16374 by tlandrum@04064ops on 2001/09/26 07:00:52 Token Haiku #17
Did grab the token
Built the code and smoked it
Gaea will rock the world
Change 16398 by svasudevan@04062ops on 2001/09/26 21:21:34 Token Haiku #18
Marshall gave me values so that I
Shall change the code.
Will this make video better ?
Well, only MKE seems to bother.
Change 16368 by mgriffiths@oxford on 2001/09/26 02:32:38 Token Haiku #19
Had a few printf’s
Which made a few people mad
Peace be with you now
Change 16372 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/26 06:39:41 Token Haiku #20
I work hard all day
But Gaea still sucks big time
Is that negative?
Change 16379 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/26 07:19:55 Token Haiku #21
Why all haikus sound
As if talking, Yoda is
Power of the force?
Change 16403 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/09/26 22:57:46 Token Haiku #22
A quick checkin here
Reminding all a haiku
Is five-seven-five
Change 16407 by eronsheimer@curly on 2001/09/26 23:51:43 Token Haiku #23
When the code is smoked
The deadline is close at hand
truth is not our friend
Change 16414 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/09/27 02:17:33 Token Haiku #24
Video jitters.
Epilepsy might be caused.
Send to Terrorists.
Change 16419 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/09/27 07:03:20 Token Haiku #25
Three days do I toil,
‘Cuz Kent says “Clean it up now.”
What must I do next?
Change 16422 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/27 17:27:43 Token Haiku #26
Always remember
and never forget, haikus
are five-seven-five
Change 16432 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/09/27 19:02:43 Token Haiku #27
Ten squared megabits
Runs like hardened mollasses
Within Sonic Blue
Change 16422 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/27 17:27:43 Token Haiku #28 (Special Bonus Haiku)
Bachelor party
Lap dance at 20/20
My tendon snapped
Change 16434 by dwesterh@rtv01169 on 2001/09/27 19:36:11 Token Haiku #29
Why bother with vowels
Unix conserves on keystrokes
While being cryptic
Change 16439 by tchen@tchen on 2001/09/27 20:36:09 Token Haiku #30
Is ACA for you?
This check in turn it back on.
Change 16445 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/27 21:15:04 Token Haiku #31
Hmm, I broke the build
Silly little merge error
Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame
Change 16445 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/27 21:15:04 Token Haiku #31 (Special Bonus Haiku)
Tim overwrote Dave
Pa-lease always diff the file
And number haiku
Change 16450 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/09/27 21:24:09 Token Haiku #32
Birds sing in summer.
Electronics smell good fresh.
I have many needs.
Change 16457 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/27 22:34:41 Token Haiku #33
File Open with “w”
Make new or zero current
Unix commands suck
Change 16472 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/09/28 05:43:11 Token Haiku #34
The FPGA
Is a hexadecimal
Get the version right
Change 16483 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/09/30 17:43:34 Token Haiku #35 (Special makeup Haiku for screwing up #33)
Favorite Vulcan
Jolene Blalock as T’Pol
Please remake “Amok Time”
Change 16485 by dwesterh@rtv01169 on 2001/09/30 17:48:19 Token Haiku #36
Networked video
Will ultimately be cool
Mere matter of code
Change 16495 by mgriffiths@oxford on 2001/09/30 20:07:04 Token Haiku #37
Must check in quickly
Can not think up a Haiku
Oh, it seems I have!
Change 16493 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/09/30 19:55:25 Token Haiku #38
Penguin cum Pirate
With a bloodthirsty sword drawn
Will kill VxWorks
Change 16500 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/09/30 23:32:53 Token Haiku #39
I drew a penguin
and then made it a pirate
Don added bloodlust.
Change 16547 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/01 23:44:34 Token Haiku #40
Market has gone soft.
Stock price is in the toilet.
Come back baby please.
Change 16553 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/02 00:45:41 Token Haiku #41
Buffy is alive
Is she still a human girl?
We find out tonight
Change 16557 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/10/02 02:14:52 Token Haiku #42
If you play remote
And it plays until the end
Code should not assert!
Change 16586 by dwesterh@rtv01169 on 2001/10/02 18:26:02 Token Haiku #43
Looks great outside now
Skipping meals is not healthy
Better go to lunch
Change 16595 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/02 20:33:37 Token Haiku #44
Computer is slow
Random Access Memory
Need greater amount.
Change 16573 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/10/02 16:47:01 Token Haiku #45
Two hours last night
Season premiere of Buffy
Best show on TV.
Change 16610 by dwesterh@rtv01169 on 2001/10/02 23:46:13 Token Haiku #46
Rejected as weak
This haiku stands crumbling
Without expression
Change 16618 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/03 17:31:49 Token Haiku #47
Programming is fun.
I like to assault all bugs.
Squash Squash Squash Squash Squash.
Change 16626 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/03 19:38:41 Token Haiku #48
The compile takes long
The tools are very shitty
Give me some ice cream.
Change 16653 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/04 15:08:31 Token Haiku #49
The Phantom Menace
on DVD, good, what about
The previous three?
Change 16660 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/10/04 18:04:40 Token Haiku #50
Big stick of metal
a UHF Antenna
Hi-Def here we come!
Change 16686 by tchen@tchen on 2001/10/07 16:21:33 Token Haiku #51
New FPGA code
along with service functions needed to change
Change 16715 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/10/08 22:12:21 Token Haiku #52
Haiku doesn’t rhyme
But I think now is the time
A fine crime is mine
Change 16721 by dwesterh@rtv01169 on 2001/10/09 10:00:06 Token Haiku #53
Annoying message
Indicating something’s wrong
Needs to go away
Change 16782 by lkunz@qa-stud on 2001/10/10 18:36:50 Token Haiku #54
Fixed Asset stickers
We should all be wearing them
What are those barcodes?
Change 16786 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/10/10 22:19:35 Token Haiku #55
The video out
Was three confusing panels
Now it is just one
Change 16805 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/11 10:37:40 Token Haiku #56
printfs suck donkeys
Use of real debugger would
Make these go away
Change 16769 by markn@frodo on 2001/10/10 11:18:09 Token Haiku #57
This token haiku
Is really not very good
And the last line is far too long for a real haiku anyway.
Change 16814 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/11 13:56:14 Token Haiku #58
Peer Video, so…
Cool! Now the guide comes up with
last view position
Change 16823 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/10/11 16:19:06 Token Haiku #59
Time for vacation
no work for the next eight days
arent you all jealous! 🙂
Change 16823 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/10/11 16:19:06 Token Haiku #60
I fly tomorrow
I usually like it
I’m a bit nervous
Change 16829 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/10/11 21:03:03 Token Haiku #61
We go back and forth
On the Quick Setup panels
And no more asserts
Change 16839 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/12 08:41:34 Token Haiku #62
ASSERT did suspend
Those tasks that were unruly
How dumb and useless
Change 16850 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/12 12:17:02 Token Haiku #63
Kent thinks the stop key
Is a universal key
That should work always
Change 16860 by eronsheimer@curly on 2001/10/12 12:17:02 Token Haiku #64
Alone in the dark
Bug list is getting smaller
Peace is in my heart
Change 16858 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/12 13:49:43 Token Haiku #65
The day will come soon
When the token will retire
Until next release
Change 16870 by tlandrum@04064ops on 2001/10/12 17:01:14 Token Haiku #66
Must write a haiku
Have nothing to say in spite
Don made me do it
Change 16882 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/13 12:57:11 Token Haiku #67
Tati, oh, Tati
¿Por qué tu haiku chulo
no fue español?
Change 16885 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/13 14:22:38 Token Haiku #68
I code on weekends
if bugs are known in advance
to be squashable.
Change 16891 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/14 13:56:41 Token Haiku #69
ASSERT verily
into the depths of handlers.
The red screen of death.
Change 16896 by dbehr@dbehr on 2001/10/15 06:02:38 Token Haiku #70
quiet friday night
i am checking in first time
will the tree catch fire ?
Change 16908 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/10/15 09:24:24 Token Haiku #71
This Monday checkin
Is my first since last Tuesday
I should work harder
Change 16926 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/15 15:42:26 Token Haiku #72
Quickskip and instant
replay can now be used to
change the guide spinner
Change 16930 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/15 18:31:54 Token Haiku #73
do not change log
suffer the wrath of don, but
another haiku
Change 16959 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/16 14:25:41 Token Haiku #74
with patrick gone now
I have a chance to be king
with the most haikus
Change 17038 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/10/18 20:21:19 Token Haiku #75
I don’t speak Spanish
But upside-down question marks
Are cool. ¿Don’t you think?
Change 17052 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/20 17:14:39 Token Haiku #76
these files are not
going to be used yet but
i want them in now
Change 17057 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/21 12:22:50 Token Haiku #77
a new fence was built
with don today, so very nice.
the dogs are contained
Change 17060 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/21 18:05:25 Token Haiku #78
only twenty three K
after all that work, i need
a faster machine
Change 17064 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/22 03:38:21 Token Haiku #79
A haiku this dumb
Should be placed in the annals
of all dumb haikus
Change 17081 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/22 06:37:25 Token Haiku #80
the build unstable
much worse than two weeks ago
when do we ship it?
Change 17104 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/22 10:01:32 Token Haiku #81
tomorrow patrick
comes back to work because he
wants more bugs to fix
Change 17104 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/22 10:01:32 Token Haiku #82 (special bonus Haiku)
patrick back from cruise
do you think he got nookie
on his vacation
Change 17121 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/23 04:36:45 Token Haiku #83
Save architecture
RPlatform must be contained
Sans dependencies
Change 17162 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/10/24 08:07:14 Token Haiku #84
Went on cruise last week
All children and old people
No action for me
Change 17172 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/10/24 11:06:53 Token Haiku #85
No Closed Captioning
When our panels are displayed
Makes them look better
Change 17181 by mgriffiths@oxford on 2001/10/24 13:58:52 Token Haiku #86
Another fix that
May stop the macroblocking
Credits to David
Change 17182 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/24 15:05:40 Token Haiku #87 (special bonus Haiku)
martin oh martin
please always put the haiku
in the checkin file
Change 17127 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/23 07:21:19 Token Haiku #88 (an absolutely true story about tech support at Sonic Blue)
voice mail does not work
tell tech support, no hear back
they left me voice mail
Change 17194 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/25 Token Haiku Quintet #1
C++ mem-ry
Operator overload
Standard Lib changes
new and delete are
good but implementation
in language bogus
overload delete
and it will never get called
save for exceptions
Must modify lib
To shanghai compiler call
So delete will work
Naturally this
is only problematic
with global new/del
Change 17219 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/25 10:27:38 Token Haiku #94
Look to the sky and
you will find my checked in code
soaring blazingly
Change 17230 by tchen@tchen on 2001/10/26 01:30:58 Token Haiku #95
make OS_DbgPrintf empty call and prints nothing
Change 17238 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/10/26 04:12:38 Token Haiku #96
running FSShell
bad if diskimages gone
now part of clean get
Change 17244 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/26 06:09:14 Token Haiku #97
Check-in, oh check-in,
Happiness to me you bring,
My life does not want.
Change 17258 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/29 00:31:51 Token Haiku #98
C++ Mangle
Of a language spawned from C
Is Obfuscation
Change 17281 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/10/29 06:08:01 Token Haiku #99
Dahdit didahdah
Dididah dahdidahdit
Dah didididah
Change 17285 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/10/29 10:27:51 Token Haiku #100
Release doth grow near
Dinner is served yet again
Leaves me wanting more
Change 17303 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/10/30 03:50:29 Token Haiku #101
Dinner’s back again
It never should have left us
Could free drinks be next?
Change 17315 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/10/30 06:05:08 Token Haiku #102
Gaea stores Photos
Select just one gigabyte
Two thousand Photos
Change 17336 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/30 08:51:05 Token Haiku #103
Thread safety is key
Don’t access variables
Without protection
Change 17340 by eronsheimer@curly on 2001/10/30 10:33:04 Token Haiku #104
To strict of controls
Stifle a creative mind
Anarchy will reign
Change 17338 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/10/30 10:18:05 Token Haiku #105
Main Menu left edge
Was set too far to the left
So I adjusted
Change 17361 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/31 01:29:59 Token Haiku #106
I can smell shipping
An aroma like dinner
Around 6pm
Change 17363 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/10/31 01:47:54 Token Haiku #107
A big word is this:
Antidisestablishment-
arianism
Change 17367 by markn@frodo on 2001/10/31 02:49:48 Token Haiku #108
tlhIngan Hol haiku
ghItlhlaH De’wI’ ghunwI’ ‘ach
luyajlaHbe’ Hoch
Change 17374 by eronsheimer@curly on 2001/10/31 03:52:27 Token Haiku #109
When Klingon is used
in a new checkin haiku
I am not worthy
Change 17398 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/10/31 07:59:39 Token Haiku #110
I’m all out of bugs,
I feel so lost without them
Air Supply was cool.
Change 17409 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/10/31 23:40:10 Token Haiku #111
I am like Patrick
A soul with no bugs to fix
Except pesky D’s
Change 17423 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/11/01 04:04:51 Token Haiku #112
A lawsuit cometh
Free publicity
Maybe sales will grow
Change 17435 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/01 08:08:11 Token Haiku #113
Who knows klingon? Gasp!
Could it be Mark made this up
verification?
Change 17441 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/01 10:24:33 Token Haiku #114
Missing question mark
and bad tab in last haiku
I am fixing now
Change 17443 by lkunz@qa-stud on 2001/11/01 11:56:29 Token Haiku #115
If token haiku
May be subpoenaed in court
I have no comment
Change 17445 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/11/01 12:46:55 Token Haiku #116
HTTPGet
Wrote beyond end of buffer
Causing big crashes
Change 17454 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/11/02 02:21:01 Token Haiku #117
Haikus that I choose
Are often tender and soft
And smell like berries
Change 17474 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/02 05:01:14 Token Haiku #118
flaws in CTrace found
local debug enabled
all the time, no more
Change 17475 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/11/02 05:01:56 Token Haiku #119
Coding at top speed
Need Knight Rider’s red button
Turbo Boost, baby
Change 17492 by bwilson@bwilson on 2001/11/02 10:05:57 Token Haiku #120
Tune to channel 6
If 6 is marked inactive
Channel Guide had bug
Change 17526 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/11/03 10:40:59 Token Haiku #121
Coffee, Burrito
Lethargy and vim shall meet
when coding on fumes
Change 17536 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/04 03:51:28 Token Haiku #122
why all the trouble
keeping uniform format
for the token haikus?
Change 17541 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/11/04 17:24:04 Token Haiku #123
Last day for checkins
Has clear skys and warm weather
Oh what a feeling
Change 17561 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/05 13:23:45 Token Haiku #124
Matadero place
No satellite for two weeks
How will I survive?
Change 17566 by abriggs@roll on 2001/11/05 14:08:22 Token Haiku #125
tv is so dumb
we should replay youth instead
that would be useful
Change 17579 by markn@frodo on 2001/11/05 16:19:08 Token Haiku #126
jan rarHa’lu’DI’
jabbI’ID mevlaHbejchugh
je’wI’ nuQqu’lu’
Change 17605 by eronsheimer@curly on 2001/11/05 19:45:26 Token Haiku #127
This is the last bug
Joy, freedom, home, sleep – oh-no
nine new, sleep no more
Change 17619 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/05 21:26:51 Token Haiku #128
penguins fly so fast
bouncing off Patrick’s noggin
when not having s-x
Change 17622 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/11/05 21:58:47 Token Haiku #129
Midnight on the date
When I release the token
Pushin’ it baby
Change 17627 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/11/05 22:35:05 Token Haiku #130
pointers pivotal
my coding is criminal
dogg-style digital
Change 17659 by dbehr@dbehr on 2001/11/06 19:21:36 Token Haiku #131
noc juz nadchodzi
bledow jest kupa cala
jestem zgubiony
Change 17675 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/07 16:01:23 Token Haiku #132
haiku formats same
and pay per view highlites same
two birds, one stone, yeah!
Change 17686 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/11/07 18:11:15 Token Haiku #133
The birds and the bees
Don’t have anything on me
First shot does the job
Change 17685 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/11/07 18:09:47 Token Haiku #134
Much respect I seek
The sign to my office says
Dorkville 7-ft
Change 17724 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/08 14:37:29 Token Haiku #135
Once More, With Feeling
Best episode ever i say
Deserves an Emmy
Change 17724 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/08 14:37:29 Token Haiku #136
Boy band boy respect?
Obsessed with Ben Folds, next
Ben Dover stalked
Change 17724 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/08 14:37:29 Token Haiku #137
Nothing happy have
I to say, be thankful I
do not think out loud
Change 17740 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/08 18:27:40 Token Haiku #138
Two with one blow, yes
Too bad I screwed things up
in the first place, damn
Change 17687 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/11/07 18:37:13 Token Haiku #139
Jane Goodall spent years
Quietly monitoring
The rare horned penguin
Change 17758 by abriggs@roll on 2001/11/09 11:25:59 Token Haiku #140
file system haiqueue
services my datapump
just like your
Change 17773 by mgriffiths@oxford on 2001/11/09 18:30:23 Token Haiku #141
“Is this my last bug?”
I ask myself this every day.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Change 17774 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/11/09 18:30:24 Token Haiku #142
Thanksgiving draws near
Cranberry sauce from a can
and other delights!
Change 17775 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/11/09 18:41:24 Token Haiku #143
CRB pressure
My code undressed, inspected
Melting point attained
Change 17784 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/11/10 14:10:31 Token Haiku #144
It’s annoying when
people do checkins when I
have the dang token.
Change 17797 by lkunz@qa-stud on 2001/11/10 18:41:13 Token Haiku #145
With token haiku
Steve Miller Band references
Are gone from checkins
Change 17798 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/11 10:53:07 Token Haiku #146
impossible to
hear AC/DC without
playing air guitar
Change 17826 by dsletten@dsletten on 2001/11/12 20:26:11 Token Haiku #147
Flag-draped S.U.V.’s
You do know your gas money
Goes straight to Saddam
Change 17805 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/11 23:19:52 Token Haiku #148
Taliban running
It seems that the bombing worked
Get Bin Laden soon
Change 17805 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/11 23:19:52 Token Haiku #149 (Special Bonus Haiku)
It seems to me I
Write Haikus about anything
To be the winner
Change 17805 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/11 23:19:52 Token Haiku #150 (Special Bonus Haiku)
Puppies and kitties
And thoughts so very pretty
This is one fiddy
Change 17844 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/13 14:46:09 Token Haiku #151
Fiddy not fidy
Fixing the token file does
not require a review
Change 17861 by abriggs@roll on 2001/11/13 19:32:39 Token Haiku #152
compound abstraction
of undue complexity
what a f—— mess
Change 17864 by kewilliams@rtv0c869 on 2001/11/13 21:43:33 Token Haiku #153
The rain keeps falling
The workmen will not come back
Still have no T.V.
Change 17869 by mgriffiths@oxford on 2001/11/14 11:05:58 Token Haiku #154
We are almost there
I am very very excited
Let’s ship this baby!
Change 17870 by pellis@04024swapps on 2001/11/14 11:06:26 Token Haiku #155
Tendon heals nicely
Don’t make me break it again
Kent’s a haiku whore.
Change 17880 by dwoodward@metropolis on 2001/11/14 14:28:00 Token Haiku #156
Management limits
On my brain activity
DISSATISFACTION
Change 17919 by lkunz@qa-stud on 2001/11/16 19:23:28 Token Haiku #157
Oh, macrovision
It was so very broken
But now, not so much
Change 17924 by abriggs@roll on 2001/11/16 20:18:13 Token Haiku #158
out of baling wire
so the fearless leader says
use a coat hanger
Change 17955 by abriggs@roll on 2001/11/19 20:04:38 Token Haiku #159
when laura sends mail
if you neglect to reply
you will go hungry
Change 17952 by abriggs@roll on 2001/11/19 19:44:30 Token Haiku #160
days of misery
testing coding until night
apologizing
Change 18022 by dwoodward@metro2 on 2001/11/28 13:51:40 Token Haiku #161
oops slip finger
tokens hasn’t get in yet.
Now there is
-= Final Score =-
kewilliams: 43
dwoodward: 34
pellis: 22
dsletten: 15
bwilson: 11
abriggs: 6
dwesterh: 5
eronsheimer: 5
mgriffiths: 5
tchen: 4
lkunz: 4
markn: 3
dbehr: 2
tlandrum: 2
svasudevan: 1
Yep, every ReplayTV 4xxx series has this list on its hard drive. I think the haiku was to keep other developers from stomping on their changes in the software — they’d add a haiku at the end at the file when they’re done checking in code… just a guess.
RTV = ReplayTV = a TiVo competitor (they were both created about the same time).
What is more geeky… the fact that they did that, or the fact that you found it? 🙂
Hey I don’t kow Klingon!
…yet. (kidding, I *hate* star trek).