In addition to the idea that the least interesting and most trivial patches get the most scrutiny, I think the bike-shedding effect is doubled if someone claims their implementation is extra clever. Then Linus unleashes his Thunderbolt of Clarity and sanity is restored.
To exploit this phenomenon, one seeking reviews should claim that one’s code is better than any Knuth himself could have dreamed up, uses the minimal number of clock cycles on any present or future architecture, and solves Clique in P. Then nerds will come at you like zombies.